I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
- UK - Buysexual -
Yeah um I already played out this confrontation like 10 times in my head so if you could stick to the script I imagined for you, that’d be great, thanks.
me nd my witch gf
me: girl U so hexy
her: *turns me into a peanut*
Get yourself a friend that takes pics of your butt for you
oh so i guess millennial children are too busy eating avocado toast to enjoy a nice hearty detergent pod
Get a girl with a dirty mind and innocent looks
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
Cute but deadly 🔪
60s baby